i am going to have to get a job....

[SHATOUSHKA]

and i'm not looking forward to it...
not in the slightest.

gimme some ideas on wtf i should look for.
keep in mind that i have a very limited
schedule to work with.... =(

[zelazny]

web site designer?
you can work in your own hours. And usually it's design above technical skills that count.

And it pays nicely.

[GravyTrain]

I would say that is a good idea, but I am not going to. If i were to say that, that would potentially take away some of the customers from my office. Dan does some great work on his web-sites, and I would do nothing to take anything away from him. Also, that would lower the income of my company, and therefore lower profit, also lowering any bonuses we might have and could (if you are any good Shatzy) eventually cause us to go bankrupt. You should become a waitress.

[Hannibal]

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now THAT is comedy!

[TastinGood]

Sell Snocones.

You'll dominate the market throughout the winter.

However, in the summer, that snocone place in front of Krogers will kick your ass every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

We should talk about more opportunities for you.

I'll give you my e-mail address sometime and we can discuss it.

[zelazny]

Hmm, you are quite verbally able, maybe you could put that to your advantage?

[TastinGood]

No she isnt. She just has me proofread all of her posts and make appropriate changes.

Let's take her initial post in this thread for instance. When it arrived at my desk it looked like this:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#25004f"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">
"I need job to pay fer new shoos but I donts want to werk very long.

hayelp"
</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
And then I transformed it into:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#25004f"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">and i'm not looking forward to it...
not in the slightest.
gimme some ideas on wtf i should look for.
keep in mind that i have a very limited
schedule to work with.... =( </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

[SHATOUSHKA]

a waitress? hmmmmm...
i've considered it. i think i could get good tips.

as for anything to do with the web...
you've seen this place... it looks like shit.
and i'm not all good with codes and stuff.

as for the verbal thing... hmmmm
if only i could get paid to be on HB...

i agree with hanny. it is supreme comedy.

[SHATOUSHKA]

maybe i should consider welfare.... [img]frown.gif[/img]

[soulfilms]

yes. i completely understand.

i have been unemployed for almost 12 months now. i do not qualify for welfare unless i become independent (legally speaking) or i am in a de facto relationship (which lets face it, is not going to happen).

i've developed a new ideological objection to many vocations:

ADVERTISING
PR
PA
RETAIL
SHOE SALES
HOSPITALITY
SALES IN GENERAL
AGED CARE
HOSPITAL WORK
FAST FOOD

this does not leave very many openings for me to look under.

being a retail smile whore is probably the easist as it can cater flexibly for school schedules.

happy job hunting!